My hero of the week.

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Mr. Bendy

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Always learn about what materials you’re dealing with! Super important to know.

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In other news…

–Big Teaze Toys has offered to replace my Tuyo, because it was seriously defective. Therefore, I will be doing a follow up review when I get the new one. They’re so nice.

-Still unemployed. Ugh.

-Probably going back to Richmond to live on friends couches until I find a job or something like that.

-I could always just be a really awkward prostitute.

-Um… and nothing else really, except I’ve been eating an obscene amount of Reeses cups.

The end.

Ok Seriously Guys?

Bad Vibes

Awareness = Awesome! The Coalition Against Toxic Toys (C.A.T.T.) has made the website badvibes.org to inform the public about the risk of “adult novelty toys” and the vague information associated with the chemicals in them.

C.A.T.T. Mission Statement:

“To demystify the adult sex toy industry and positively transform socially irresponsible, environmentally and personally hazardous sex toy manufacturing and sex toy sales practices.”

Just something to check out if you’re interested.

Pleasurists #13

Image by Eric Traore

Pleasurists is your round-up of the adult product reviews that came out in the last seven days from bloggers all around the sex blogosphere. Did you miss Pleasurists #12? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists #14? Submit it here before Sunday February 1st at 11:59pm PST. Please re-post this list on your own blog if listed.

Want to win some free swag? All you’ve got to do is enter.

• Swag Contest: Isis! Deadline: Wednesday January 28th at 11:59pm.
• 4th Blog-iversary Trivia Contest Deadline: January 31st at 11:59pm.
• Win a Hot New Sex Toy! Deadline: February 1st.
• The Cherries are Sexy Valentine’s Day Giveaway! Deadline: Valentine’s Day, February 14th, 2009.

On to the reviews…

Editor’s Pick

• Maui Silicone Anal Beads by Kyle

The words “anal beads” cause my internal 14 year old boy to giggle nervously and worry about the potential tenting in his jeans. My slightly more mature self smiles appreciatively with no less potential for tenting. I’m a fan of buttsex…

Madame Editrix
Scarlet Lotus Sexgeek

Vibrators

• Petite Pink Ribbon by Adriana
• My Secret Vibe by Jezebelle
• Rabbit Pearl & Decadent Indulgence by The Hot Movies For Her Sex Toy Crew
• Orchid G by Marla Singer
• Cry Baby by Holden
• Tuyo by Erin Leone
• Tuyo by Nadia West
• Bug-A-BuzzZZZZ – Best Buy Butterfly by Sienna
• Drown It – Deep Sea Pleasure by Sienna
• 7 Function Remote Egg by Luna Orignaux
• Rock Chick by Domina Doll on Viviane’s Sex Carnival
• Emotional Bliss Isis by Sexorcism
• The Liberte by Shay
• The Hitachi Magic Wand: Necessity or Nepotism? by Backseat Boohoo
• iVibe Pocket Rocket (and iLube) by The Hot Movies For Her Sex Toy Crew
• Elise by Ansley Agnello
• Mia by Essin’ Em
• Mia by Wilhelmina Wang
• Fun Factory G-Twist by Epiphora
• LELO Iris by Betty Rocket
• LELO Mia by Ellie Lumpesse
• Tuyo Vibromasseur by Betty Rocket
• Ophoria Bliss No. 7 by Bad Bad Girl
• Inner Desire Love Egg by Dangerous Lilly
• Orchid G by Roxy of Uncommon Curiosity

Dildos

• Mr. Blue Vein by Sommer Marsden
• Cherries Jubiliee by Marla Singer
• Tantus Alumina Revolve & Motion by Epiphora
• Scribble swirl G-spot wonder by Syntax
• The Curve by Wendy Blackheart
• Cherries Jubilee Glass Dildo by Domina Doll
• Tantus G-force Wand by Scarlet Lotus Sexgeek
• Silky by Bad Bad Girl

Anal Toys

• Peridise by Ansley Agnello
• Deck the Halls Butt Plug by Epiphora
• Emerald Jeweled Butt Plug by Betty Rocket

Toys for Cocks

• Robo Suck II by Nadia West
• LELO Bo by Epiphora
• Oh Man Cock Ring by Bad Bad Girl

Sex Kits

• Raspberry Kiss Kit by Essin’ Em
• Raspberry Kiss Kit by Catalina Loves

Lube/Massage Oil/Bath Stuff

• Yes! Water-based Organic Lubricant and Moisturizer by Sexorcism
• Good Clean Love Lubricant by Domina Doll
• Sun Kissed Vanilla Massage Candle by Adriana
• Afterglow Candle by Betty Rocket
• Durex Quiver Freezable Lubricant by Adriana
• ID Glide Airless Pump by Marla Singer
• O’My Blueberry Cheesecake Flavored Lube by Betty Rocket
• Shunga Chocolate Aphrodisiac Oil by Dangerous Lilly
• Babeland Massage Candles by Domina Doll on Viviane’s Sex Carnival

BDSM/Fetish

• The Hand Crop by Sommer Marsden
• Singapore Stinger II by Thursday’s Child
• Crocodile Tears for Crocodile Clamps by Thursday’s Child
• Black Large Rubber Whip by Kyle
• Think Pink – Pink Kink Kit Review by Thursday’s Child
• 1/4×20in Red Acrylic Cane by Scarlet Lotus Sexgeek
• Sting Like a Bee – The Cobra Stinger II by Thursday’s Child
• Pleasure Feather Black by Beautiful Dreamer
• Bondage Tape by Rori of Between My Sheets
• Crocodile Clamps by Alpine Subdreams
• Cupping Set by Alpine Subdreams
• Wartenberg Wheel by Panthera Pardus

Adult Books/Games

• “Enchanted again”, A book of erotic fairy tales, turned modern by Jezebelle
• Little Book of Sex by Carnivalesq
• Two Knotty Boys Showing You the Ropes by Essin’ Em
• Bondage For Sex by Dangerous Lilly
• Best Women’s Erotica 2008 by Alpine Subdreams

Adult Movies/Porn

• Lesbian Life – Real Sex San Francisco by The Porn Librarian
• Lesbian Love – Real Sex San Francisco (Scene 2) by J.D. Bauchery
• Fetish Diaries by The Porn Librarian
• Lesbian Love Vol. 2 by J.D. Bauchery
• Nina Hartley’s Guide to Threesomes – 2 Girls & a Guy by Domina Doll on Viviane’s Sex Carnival
• 32 Ways to Please Your Lover by J.D. Bauchery
• Taija – The Horny Secretary by The Porn Librarian
• Champion by Essin’ Em
• 1981’s “Bad Girls” has everyone wanting to get lost in the woods by Sacha Kinksky
• Nadia Nyce Indian Sex Goddess by Sacha Kinksky
• Pink & White’s Champion by Sinclair Sexsmith
• Nina Hartley’s Guide to Erotic Bondage by Domina Doll on Viviane’s Sex Carnival

Toy Storage

• The Sugar Sack by Wendy Blackheart
• For Your Nymphomation Sex Toy Box by Toygirl
• Devine Satchel by Carnivalesq
• Lockable Sex Toy Case by Adriana
• Devine Toy Box in Wine with Lace Overlay by Adriana
• For Your Nymphomation Big Foot by Ang

Miscellaneous

• LELO Luna Beads by Sexorcism
• Hot Heart Massager by Domina Doll
• Mrs. Meyer’s Peppermint Holiday Clean-up Kit and Hand Care Kit by Sexorcism
• Smart Balls vs. Luna Beads: Let’s get ready to ruuumblllllle! by Toygirl
• Pretty Boi Double-Strap Harness by Ansley Agnello
• Make Me Cum Clit Sensitizer by Adriana
• Gee Whiz… the Hitachi Upgrade by Sinclair Sexsmith
• Make Me Blush Harness (Part 1) by Panthera Pardus

Um WHAT?!?!?

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Alphabet Soup.

There is no community where I live. My town is labled as “extremely liberal” but that is complete bullshit. If you are different, if you are yourself, if you are not a fucking cookie cutter, you are judged and judged harshly. Everyone looks like barbie or ken and acts like they should be on MTV or something stupid like that. One of the only places you can find queers is at Barnes and Noble. Weird. But what I’m trying to say is that there is no community. I must find my own online. Unfortunate and advantageous at the same time. Unfortunate in the way that there is no “real” human interaction and you don’t get to hang out with them or have someone by your side in public when you feel especially rejected. Advantageous in the way of resourses and infinite viewpoints. It’s always comforting to me to know that there are really people out there in similar situations. So anyway, recently I found this awesome emerging collaboration channel on youtube where every day a letter of the LGBTQ spectrum is represented through video. Properly named “Alphabet Soup.” Thought I’d share because I can’t rant anymore today.

Slightly Ridiculous.

My hometown has the most sketch/dissapointing “adult store” EVER. I should have posted this earlier, but eh, I’m doing it now. But seriously. Woah. Big.

Dear Diva Cup,

Dear Diva Cup,

You are so fantastic. I’m incredibly glad you were invented. You fit so nicely inside of me. You don’t leak. You’re not the least bit wasteful. You save me so much money, which is nice because I’m super poor. You make my life so much easier. I love you.

Yours Truly,

Erin.

Ps: Did you know there’s a website all about you?

If you want a look at it Click Here.