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Wish List!

If you haven’t seen, Ginger Leigh is giving away $1,000 worth of sex toys from sextoys.com!!!! Are you as excited as I am? You should be. If you’re not, there might be something wrong with you. I can fix that. *gets out flogger*

So, here’s the deal. You make a wonderful wishlist for yourself, post a link to the product, write one sentence about why you want each item, post it on your blog. Easy, right? Read all of the official rules here. Yaaaaaay!

Ok. This is my list, and to be honest, it was a lot harder than I thought to find $1,000 worth of toys. I just don’t know what to do with them all. It’s a little overstimulating. But I did my best.

Feeldoe Slim: I’ve tried the Share by Fun Factory, and I’d really like to try this one out for comparison. $115.49

Bandito: Looks crazy cool, and I’m sure it would feel even cooler. $55.89

Japanese Bondage Rope: Thinking it’s about time to get some rope that isn’t from Lowes. $16.19

Fantasy Bondage Tape: Since I feel bad being completely selfish, this one would be a present for a friend. $9.49

Under the bed Restraints: I have no bedposts!! $55.89

Glow in the dark self examiner: This may be a fetish for some people, but I just wanna know what’s going on in there. $10.89

O2 Revolution Twilight: The dual layers sound too good to pass up. $95.19

Goliath Midnight Purple: All my veiny dildos are s0 small (hoping goliath will live up to his name)! $59.19

Lifestyles Skyn 12Pack: You can never have too many condoms. $21.89

Bare as you Dare Harness: Thinking this one would fit better under clothing. $20.89

Rubber O Ring Set: Variety is good. $13.19

Coochy Shave Cream: I don’t shave much, but when I do, the razorburn attacks. $23.89

O’My Natural Lube: All natural and glycerin free! $26.89

Thunder Cloud Rainbow Lights: How could you go wrong with a name like that? $139.19

Berry Delight: I’ve always wanted to try an egg vibrator, waterproof is a huge plus! $51.49

Love Swing: Why the hell not? $111.49

Selene Vibrating Clitoral Pump: I’ve been kinda curious about pumping lately. $33.99

Penis Cookie Cutters: I like to bake, Ok? $9.99

Kama Sutra Massage Oil: Yum. $20.49

Naughtinano IPod Vibrator: Waiting for the day my ipod is on shuffle and the Pokemon theme song comes on. $68.89

All that comes to a grand total of $960.50.



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Can’t believe I actually did this just now. It proves I have no life.

Sextoy.com wants to know if you can name everything that comes out of the “Divine Satchel.” Find out more here.

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One More Stocking

The holidays aren’t over yet. Fetlife is giving away 5 kinky christmas stockings. Theres a whole bunch of awesome stuff in them. Observe.


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All the emails have been sent. If you entered and you didn’t receive one, please email me right away (erin.leone @ yahoo dot com).

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To enter Ansley’s wonderful secret santa xxxchange, please email me (erin.leone at yahoo dot com) with your mailing address (if you actually want your gifts to be delivered). The only rule is that gifts must be under $20. Simple, huh? Oh yeah, and the deadline is December 5th. After that, I’ll be emailing you back with the name and shipping info of your secret blogger. If you have any questions, feel free to email me or Ansley.

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Thank you Jiz Lee for making the best contest ever. I’m working on it right NOW!!!

“Describe a ‘Sexy Dork Moment’ from your experience, and share as much as you like about it.”


Oh HEY! Pick me! I’m super dorky!! 


Ok, I’m not going to lie about this one. Basically any occurrence in my sex life has been and will continue to be dorky and awkward. There’s just no other way to be. Its hard to pick a single event, but definitely one of my top favorites is the first time I wore a strap-on.

My girlfriend had been taunting me for weeks by sending pictures of herself in her new harness (long distance is a tease). Sexy. Not dorky, right? Finally I got the chance to go see her. Maybe five minutes after I arrived, we were in her room. She whips out her harness from a drawer and wants me to put it on. I kind of stare at this giant leather bondage spider thing, wondering where all the straps went, where to put my leg, etc. She has to help me. I’m slow. Can’t help it. After about five minutes of fidgeting with it, it is very securely on my body. Oh yeah, and then I danced around in it. Step one: complete! Next came the cock. Big, purple, shiny, kind of awkward in itself. For a second I imagined that it fell off of some unfortunate man of the same color. Poor guy. But then my mind snapped back to the task at hand. I had to get it in the harness. Simple enough. Two snaps and an o-ring later, it was in place. Another dance for victory. It bounced around with me. I couldn’t stop laughing at it. I kinda batted it around, jumped some more, made some “boing” sound effects. Step two: complete? Still giggling a bit, I remembered that I was supposed to use this for fucking… oh right… Well I guess I’ll spare you all the rest, but in the end it was a super dorky good time.


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On another note, I applied at Target and Barnes & Noble today. My new goal is apply for two jobs every day this week. I’m sure someone will hire me…


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