If you haven’t seen, Ginger Leigh is giving away $1,000 worth of sex toys from sextoys.com!!!! Are you as excited as I am? You should be. If you’re not, there might be something wrong with you. I can fix that. *gets out flogger*
So, here’s the deal. You make a wonderful wishlist for yourself, post a link to the product, write one sentence about why you want each item, post it on your blog. Easy, right? Read all of the official rules here. Yaaaaaay!
Ok. This is my list, and to be honest, it was a lot harder than I thought to find $1,000 worth of toys. I just don’t know what to do with them all. It’s a little overstimulating. But I did my best.
Feeldoe Slim: I’ve tried the Share by Fun Factory, and I’d really like to try this one out for comparison. $115.49
Bandito: Looks crazy cool, and I’m sure it would feel even cooler. $55.89
Japanese Bondage Rope: Thinking it’s about time to get some rope that isn’t from Lowes. $16.19
Fantasy Bondage Tape: Since I feel bad being completely selfish, this one would be a present for a friend. $9.49
Under the bed Restraints: I have no bedposts!! $55.89
Glow in the dark self examiner: This may be a fetish for some people, but I just wanna know what’s going on in there. $10.89
O2 Revolution Twilight: The dual layers sound too good to pass up. $95.19
Goliath Midnight Purple: All my veiny dildos are s0 small (hoping goliath will live up to his name)! $59.19
Lifestyles Skyn 12Pack: You can never have too many condoms. $21.89
Bare as you Dare Harness: Thinking this one would fit better under clothing. $20.89
Rubber O Ring Set: Variety is good. $13.19
Coochy Shave Cream: I don’t shave much, but when I do, the razorburn attacks. $23.89
O’My Natural Lube: All natural and glycerin free! $26.89
Thunder Cloud Rainbow Lights: How could you go wrong with a name like that? $139.19
Berry Delight: I’ve always wanted to try an egg vibrator, waterproof is a huge plus! $51.49
Love Swing: Why the hell not? $111.49
Selene Vibrating Clitoral Pump: I’ve been kinda curious about pumping lately. $33.99
Penis Cookie Cutters: I like to bake, Ok? $9.99
Kama Sutra Massage Oil: Yum. $20.49
Naughtinano IPod Vibrator: Waiting for the day my ipod is on shuffle and the Pokemon theme song comes on. $68.89
All that comes to a grand total of $960.50.