Monthly Archives: June 2009

It’s the simple things…

that make me fall over laughing…

I went to Barnes and Noble yesterday. This is what I saw.

books are fun.

Awakening the Virgin sandwiched between Wet, and Wetter. It was perfect.

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Pleasurists #34

candles
from dockera.com via art or porn

Pleasurists is your round-up of the adult product reviews that came out in the last seven days from bloggers all around the sex blogosphere. Did you miss Pleasurists #33? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists #35? Submit it here before Sunday June 28th at 11:59pm PDT. Please re-post this list on your own blog if listed.
Note: Monday the 29th is the editor’s birthday, Pleasurists #35 may be delayed next week.

Want to win some free swag? All you’ve got to do is enter.

Madame Editrix
Scarlet Lotus St. Syr

On to the reviews…

Editor’s Pick

  • Dream Massager G by Sleeping Dreamer
  • I love this vibrator for it’s power. Yes, these vibrations carry throughout the entirety of my vaginal canal and even vibrate down into my ass. I can feel the vibrator through the mattress, yea, that good. The Dream Massage G is to my vagina what the Hitachi is to my clitoris.

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Can’t be any more perfect.

Vodpod videos no longer available.

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Adventure Time.

I’m headed out to California from the 6th of July until whenever. We should hang out. This is me. (ok, maybe it’s not me, but whatever, you can pretend.)

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Flexi Felix

Wow guys, sorry I forgot to post this like a month ago…

Vodpod videos no longer available.

Be sure to check out Flexi Felix and all the other anal toys at Vibrator.com!

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Update

As you may know, I’ve been gone for a while. But, I’m back! I spent the last week in Manchester, Tennessee, working security at Bonnaroo music & arts festival. It’s something I do every year. An easy job with relatively good pay. I mean, come on, I just got paid to see a whole bunch of amazing bands (Kaki King, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Animal Collective, etc. ) and to play with hippies. So yeah. It was nuts.

Here are some photos for your enjoyment.

air view

Lots of people go to Bonnaroo.

cars!

Normal people,

woo

Strange and exciting people,

spandex folk

Spandex people?,

boobies.

Painted people,

drums

Drumming people,

poo!

oh yeah, and horses go there too (mounted police).

mantis attack!!

we had a mantis problem this year…

but yeah. I’m alive and sunburnt. I just moved into a bigger room downstairs. Hooray for privacy. Tomorrow I go see Metric in DC. Next month I’m going to go on over to California to visit a few friends. It will be an adventure.

Missed you all very much. Hope all is well on the internet. :E

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Pleasurists #31

erotique
via beyondporno

Pleasurists is your round-up of the adult product reviews that came out in the last seven days from bloggers all around the sex blogosphere. Did you miss Pleasurists #30? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists #32? Submit it here before Sunday June 7th at 11:59pm PDT. Please re-post this list on your own blog if listed.

Want to win some free swag? All you’ve got to do is enter.

Madame Editrix
Scarlet Lotus St. Syr

On to the reviews…

Editor’s Pick

  • Baby Jesus Buttplug by Red
  • The Baby Jesus butt plug looks like a sweet little babe all wrapped up in a blanket – fresh from the manger, one would presume. He tapers down to a nice narrowed butt plug neck at the bottom of his baby cocoon, and is propped up on a nicely flared base. His adorable little face is innocent and cherubic, and frankly, not super distinctly “Jesus” looking.

    Note: When the review gives me a boner just from seeing what the item being reviewed is I can’t not make it my pick of the week. Seriously, though, it’s always wonderful to see a review of a unique product and I especially love how the review was defended in the comments, like she said: “While some might not like/buy/see a point in this product, some might think exactly the opposite. That’s the beauty of individuality!” I’m definitely one of those opposites! While I’d seen the product before this is the first review I’ve seen.

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