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Pleasurists #26

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From art-or-pornvia img-2006-10.photosight.ru

Pleasurists #26 marks six months of Pleasurists weekly round-ups!

Pleasurists is your round-up of the adult product reviews that came out in the last seven days from bloggers all around the sex blogosphere. Did you miss Pleasurists #25? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists #27? Submit it here before Sunday April 26th at 11:59pm PST. Please re-post this list on your own blog if listed.

Want to win some free swag? All you’ve got to do is enter.

Madame Editrix
Scarlet Lotus St.Syr

On to the reviews…

Editor’s Pick

  • An Open Letter to my Fleshlight: Ice Butt Fleshlight by Jake Holden
  • Since I’ve got to know you so deeply I’ve come (literally) to see past (literally) your slightly gimmicky clear case, and I’ve seen the real you; the so open, so accepting, and so soft moulded gel insert whose embrace I could never grow tired of – especially when it’s been submerged in hot tap water and coated with my favourite lube.

    Editor’s Note: Though technically this review went up quite some time ago, but it was submitted with a note recognizing that and asking for it to be included anyway. I’m not super strict on the posting rules as long as people aren’t giving me twenty reviews from the last few months to put in the issue, but I digress. I thought The review was so well done and quite unique so I not only had to include it but I had to highlight it for you all to read as well!

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A story.

So, last night some friends and I went to a huge art exibit on campus. We were walking and enjoying the art, when all of a sudden this random girl kicks me in the leg. Not hard, but definitely on purpose. She turns around and says sorry and I kept walking. I turned to my friend and told her what had happened. Her eyes got really wide and she started walking faster. “That’s my ex. She has jealousy problems,” she explained. It’s kind of funny actually. It might have made more sense if my friend and I were dating, but alas, we are not. Jealousy is an evil, evil thing, my friends.

Ok. I admit that wasn’t much of a story, but I felt like throwing it out here just because its so odd. The end.

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983 Binder

Vodpod videos no longer available.

Woo.

And if you want to see my older post about the 997, click here.

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Entice Lube & Proper Attire Condoms

Yes, that’s right, two reviews in one video.

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Babeland has you covered if you need some good lube and/or condoms. Check it out.

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Wish List!

If you haven’t seen, Ginger Leigh is giving away $1,000 worth of sex toys from sextoys.com!!!! Are you as excited as I am? You should be. If you’re not, there might be something wrong with you. I can fix that. *gets out flogger*

So, here’s the deal. You make a wonderful wishlist for yourself, post a link to the product, write one sentence about why you want each item, post it on your blog. Easy, right? Read all of the official rules here. Yaaaaaay!

Ok. This is my list, and to be honest, it was a lot harder than I thought to find $1,000 worth of toys. I just don’t know what to do with them all. It’s a little overstimulating. But I did my best.

Feeldoe Slim: I’ve tried the Share by Fun Factory, and I’d really like to try this one out for comparison. $115.49

Bandito: Looks crazy cool, and I’m sure it would feel even cooler. $55.89

Japanese Bondage Rope: Thinking it’s about time to get some rope that isn’t from Lowes. $16.19

Fantasy Bondage Tape: Since I feel bad being completely selfish, this one would be a present for a friend. $9.49

Under the bed Restraints: I have no bedposts!! $55.89

Glow in the dark self examiner: This may be a fetish for some people, but I just wanna know what’s going on in there. $10.89

O2 Revolution Twilight: The dual layers sound too good to pass up. $95.19

Goliath Midnight Purple: All my veiny dildos are s0 small (hoping goliath will live up to his name)! $59.19

Lifestyles Skyn 12Pack: You can never have too many condoms. $21.89

Bare as you Dare Harness: Thinking this one would fit better under clothing. $20.89

Rubber O Ring Set: Variety is good. $13.19

Coochy Shave Cream: I don’t shave much, but when I do, the razorburn attacks. $23.89

O’My Natural Lube: All natural and glycerin free! $26.89

Thunder Cloud Rainbow Lights: How could you go wrong with a name like that? $139.19

Berry Delight: I’ve always wanted to try an egg vibrator, waterproof is a huge plus! $51.49

Love Swing: Why the hell not? $111.49

Selene Vibrating Clitoral Pump: I’ve been kinda curious about pumping lately. $33.99

Penis Cookie Cutters: I like to bake, Ok? $9.99

Kama Sutra Massage Oil: Yum. $20.49

Naughtinano IPod Vibrator: Waiting for the day my ipod is on shuffle and the Pokemon theme song comes on. $68.89

All that comes to a grand total of $960.50.

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Pleasurists #24

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from www.positivevoid.co.uk found via Art or Porn

Pleasurists is your round-up of the adult product reviews that came out in the last seven days from bloggers all around the sex blogosphere. Did you miss Pleasurists #23? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists #25? Submit it here before Sunday April 19th at 11:59pm PST. Please re-post this list on your own blog if listed.

Want to win some free swag? All you’ve got to do is enter.

Madame Editrix
Scarlet Lotus St.Syr

On to the reviews…

Editor’s Pick

  • Smart Balls by Eliot Bodem
  • [P]lacing them as is shown in the little instruction booklet left me feeling that they were always in danger of falling out. But now that I think about it, I suppose that’s the point; you instinctively clench around the balls and that works the PC muscle.

    Editor’s Note: I try to pick posts which are not only well-written but also which are somehow unique or unusual and make me desire to own the toy being reviewed. While I’ve seen many reviews of the Fun Factory Smart Balls I thoroughly enjoyed the sense of discovery in this review and it made me want to try them.

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Pleasurists #23

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Aliciante » Blog Archive » Coisas Simples via bendmeover

Pleasurists is your round-up of the adult product reviews that came out in the last seven days from bloggers all around the sex blogosphere. Did you miss Pleasurists #22? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists #24? Submit it here before Sunday April 12th at 11:59pm PST. Please re-post this list on your own blog if listed.

Want to win some free swag? All you’ve got to do is enter.

Madame Editrix
Scarlet Lotus St.Syr

On to the reviews…

Editor’s Pick

  • Bebe by Beautiful Dreamer
  • Love Being Woman, once again, seems very friendly. Warm & welcoming. One of the things they set out to do was a create a vibrator designed by women that was beautiful AND functional. And they’d had enough with the tacky images and bad packaging. As someone who dissects every package with a little too much critique, I have to say I definitely appreciate their attention to detail.

    Editor’s Note: I try to pick posts which are not only well-written but also which are somehow unique or unusual and make me desire to own the toy being reviewed. This one definitely fits both of those criteria. Interesting information, gorgeous toy that I’d never seen before, and overall a wonderful review!

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